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অপেক্ষায় দুর্যোগ (Disaster In Waiting)

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  The  National Institute of Disaster Management  ( NIDM)  defines disaster as a calamitous event that disrupts the functioning of a society or community. But to me on an individual level it means waking up on a cold Sunday morning and cycle almost 10 km JUST to do math.  Ironically we are calling it a "Sunday" when the sun is no were to be seen . To tackle a disaster like this, what do we need? Worry not my dear reader your boy Banku is here to help. 1. First and fore most , you will need a good night's sleep. Don't expect to  be a night owl  and  wake up at 6 in the morning  at same time. Such dangerous tasks needs experience and expertise and can only be performed by people like me. 2 . You need a grandfather who's sole job would be to wake you up. 3. You need a body amour in form of a shirt, a woolly jacket,and a muffler.  To be precise you need the Kejriwal look . No wonder that man has survived 7 Delhi/deadly winters. 4. You need to have a good speed and sta