অপেক্ষায় দুর্যোগ (Disaster In Waiting)
The National Institute of Disaster Management ( NIDM) defines disaster as a calamitous event that disrupts the functioning of a society or community. But to me on an individual level it means waking up on a cold Sunday morning and cycle almost 10 km JUST to do math. Ironically we are calling it a "Sunday" when the sun is no were to be seen . To tackle a disaster like this, what do we need? Worry not my dear reader your boy Banku is here to help. 1. First and fore most , you will need a good night's sleep. Don't expect to be a night owl and wake up at 6 in the morning at same time. Such dangerous tasks needs experience and expertise and can only be performed by people like me. 2 . You need a grandfather who's sole job would be to wake you up. 3. You need a body amour in form of a shirt, a woolly jacket,and a muffler. To be precise you need the Kejriwal look . No wonder that man has survived 7 Delhi/deadly winters. 4. You need to have a good speed and sta